Custom Search
“Jaro!  Nice to see you; it’s been—oh my.  Have…have you been working out?”

“Jaro!  Nice to see you; it’s been—oh my.  Have…have you been working out?”

Striped punching bags

Oh, to be a top-flight hockey referee.  To keep pace with players 25 years your juniors; to feel the wind in your helmet/helmet-like hair as you fly down the ice.  To have crowds cheer you…when you slip and fall.  To bring TV viewers off their couches and to their feet…as they scream obscenities at your image on the screen.  To live your life knowing that at any given moment, there is probably at least one psychotic fan who wishes you dead.

How glorious.

Of course, in the last few days, referees have had a hard time. 

Read More

“Are you saying ‘Boo’ or ‘Boo-znetsov’?”

“Are you saying ‘Boo’ or ‘Boo-znetsov’?”

(Source: carrotbazooka)

"That’s typical Chris Neil. I had to protect that guy for three years when I was there. He’d do that and I’d have to fight all his battles for him the next time we’d play a team after he’d do something stupid like that. It doesn’t surprise me."
— Brian McGrattan of the Boston Bruins, after Ottawa Senator Chris Neil went after “non-fighter” Dennis Seidenberg on Saturday
"I had to go the tailor and let out every single one of my suits in the ass. Two hundred bucks’ worth of tailoring because my friggin’ rear got bigger."
— Maple Leaf forward Luca Caputi on the consequences of his summer weight gain
"Fun fact: At ten days and counting, the Ilya Kovalchuk Sweepstakes have lasted longer than any post-season Kovalchuk has ever experienced."
— Blogger DownGoesBrown, via Twitter
"A quick shout out to Flames GM Darryl Sutter. What’s that? There is nothing clinically wrong with him? Oh…my mistake. Seriously, did Sutter spend June 30th smoking weed and watching the AMC channel? Hello, McFly, it’s not three years ago. And further to the point, Sutter knows that team three years ago wasn’t very good either right?"
Theme created by: Roy David Farber and Hunson. Powered By: Tumblr...

1 of 18